RAQ

Thought I’d start it sooner rather than later.

I’m as uniquely boring as the rest of the however many thousands of people that post on her every minute, with no twist or turn in my life, no inner trouble (which seems to matter), no illness, no broken bones, no girlfriend, and until July it seems I have no life. You’ll find my interests and dislikes embedded in these little blogathings.

So now we’re done with the basics I’d like to give you a run-through on how this is going to work.

• There is a difference between You and you. This is one of the English language’s evolutions, which makes it largely inferior to most other languages around the planet, despite being the most widely used. One can’t say one anymore because chavs and Newcastle have ruined it, so unfortunately English has a huge gap in it that you can’t say ‘one’ anymore…it seems to be cliché. Therefore I am officially making a difference between Tu and On. Tu is You. If this reached anyone but You, I’d be pretty scared that one small child can actually be heard in this increasingly full world. You are pretty much the one I’m doing it for, and therefore You deserve to be in caps.
• *Warning* I love tangents. So should you. One track is boring. If something pops into my head about how I’m out of Poppets, you’d better give a damn because it’s just as unimportant as everything else I’m waffling on about.
• My opinion is right, and if I hear your opinion, I am probably going to listen to it, then systematically attempt to prove to you why my opinion is better than yours and why it is more correct. Just the way I’m wired.
• Tea with the bag left in it is feckin’ awesome, Firefox’s red dotted line under every modernised word like ‘blog’ fucks me off, and I am a video game addict.
• People say ‘music is my life’ but I doubt they mean it – I have trouble with silence, because there is no music in it. I don’t get bored of music and anyone that says anything I listen to sounds the same should compare High Contrast or Notorious B.I.G. with The Chariot or Dream Theater. Fuck you.
• You’ve been wondering for some time why it’s not FAQ, or maybe You’ve figured it out because we’re so oddly similar in some aspects. To put Your mind at rest, it’s Rarely Asked Questions. Just became aware that Your/You makes You sound like god or something. Meh.
• Meh was one of the first words added to the cuntish Firefox dictionary.
• Just adding – 4ndeh wasn’t meant to mock You, Andeh wasn’t available. ;(

To leave You with something I’m thinking – if people like to think they’re different, why do they go to see bands/plays/multi-million dollar films like the rest of us?